Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT). Let me just start by saying:I know I don’t pronounce everything perfectly.Sometimes I’ve only read a word and never heard it out loud.Sometimes English is not the only language bouncing around in my head.And sometimes… I just say it wrong with confidence.Sue me. The word in question?Alias.But…
You ever look back at a movie you loved as a kid and realize as an adult that it was actually a huge pile of 🚩🚩🚩 in disguise? Yeah. That’s me. With Flubber. Yes, Flubber. The 1997 movie with Robin Williams, green goo, and apparently the blueprint for every emotionally unavailable man I’ve ever liked….
I don’t know who let the writers of Sweet Magnolias have caffeine and chaos for breakfast before writing Episode 6 of Season 3, but they need to be stopped. Immediately. Because what in the dysfunctional friend group was THAT?? All this time we’ve been fed this narrative: Maddie, Dana Sue, and Helen = ride-or-die soul…
So I don’t know what this phase of life is, but lately I’ve been watching shows that feel like they weren’t made for me at all – and yet I’m hooked. Like, I’m over here watching Steel Magnolias (the TV show, not the movie – calm down), fully aware it’s corny, cringy, and absolutely not…