From Trump Trauma to Pedro Pascal: A Modern Survival Story

Cowritten with my AI sidekick Andrew, aka ChatGPT. There was a time—not too long ago—when I watched the news every day. I’m talking Trump inauguration to present-day political chaos level of commitment. Wake up? News. Eat? News. Exist? News. I was basically in a committed relationship with all those independent news guys on YouTube and emotional…

I Was That Girl Who Asked for Hugs in High School

Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT). Listen. I’m about to confess something that still makes me cringe to this day—but I also kind of love it? It’s weird. Let’s unpack it. Back in high school, I had this huge crush on a football player.He was a linebacker—so not the chiseled, magazine-cover kind of…