How a High School Crush Nearly Converted Me: A Confession

Some people say your first love is unforgettable.I say your first delusional crush is unforgettable.Especially when it had you ready to abandon your lifelong religion just because a linebacker said you were cute. Let me explain. In high school, I had a huge, swoony, butterfly-stomach crush on this guy. He was a football player. A linebacker. But not the…

The Time My Hoodie-Wearing, Cringe Eyebrow Self Fell Hard for a Linebacker

For extra dazzle dazzle, the crush mentioned in this story and the guy who gave out hugs are the same person. IYKYK. If not, here read this ➡️ The Girl Who Asked for Hugs. You know how some people say they remember the exact moment they fell in love?I’m not saying I fell in love…

If I Ever Saw Pedro Pascal IRL, I’d Fold Like a Cheap Chair

Let’s talk about something very important.Something that has recently taken over a chunk of my emotional and imaginary real estate:Pedro Pascal. I don’t know how or when it happened – probably somewhere between that AirPods commercial or the few episodes of The Last of Us I’ve seen, and some random interview clip where he laughed in…