Anxiety by Number: How HappyColor Turned My Safe Space into a Digital Panic Attack

There’s something sacred about finding your thing… that one little ritual that helps you feel okay when you’re not. For me, that thing was HappyColor. When life felt heavy or my mood was dipping into another one of those funks, I didn’t always have the energy to “fix it.” I didn’t want advice. I didn’t…

My Completely Scientific Plan to Get Pedro Pascal to Fall in Love with Me (Inspired by The Office)

Step 1:Send him memes.Not just one meme. A stream of memes. An endless drip-feed of chaotic, slightly unhinged Pedro Pascal-related humor. Step 2:Utilize Kelly Kapoor’s Theory of Desperation.If I DM him enough, the universe (and Pedro’s subconscious) will eventually conclude that he does in fact need me.(Science.) Step 3:Apply Michael Scott’s Pavlovian Hot Guy Method.Flood Pedro’s brain with so much content…

The On-Again, Off-Again Love Story Between Me and Pedro Pascal (That He Doesn’t Know About)

A tale of layoffs, emotional chaos, and an impossible love story You ever have a crush so random, so wildly inconsistent, that you start to think maybe your nervous system is using it like a mood ring? Because that’s where I’m at – with Pedro Pascal. My feelings for him have been coming and going like…