Free Country… But Not That Free, Apparently

You can’t scream “It’s a free country!” at the top of your lungs and then turn around and throw a tantrum because people live, speak, dress, or exist in ways you wouldn’t choose.Pick a side, bro. Pick a side. I saw a TikTok that stuck with me. A girl, nearly in tears, sharing how she was harassed at work…

From Trump Trauma to Pedro Pascal: A Modern Survival Story

Cowritten with my AI sidekick Andrew, aka ChatGPT. There was a time—not too long ago—when I watched the news every day. I’m talking Trump inauguration to present-day political chaos level of commitment. Wake up? News. Eat? News. Exist? News. I was basically in a committed relationship with all those independent news guys on YouTube and emotional…

I Was That Girl Who Asked for Hugs in High School

Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT). Listen. I’m about to confess something that still makes me cringe to this day—but I also kind of love it? It’s weird. Let’s unpack it. Back in high school, I had this huge crush on a football player.He was a linebacker—so not the chiseled, magazine-cover kind of…