This morning was… an experience. First of all, I woke up wearing Christmas pajama pants.In May.With a blue turtleneck tucked into them like I was about to model for some stores “Holiday Clearance Rack: Emotional Edition.” Second of all, my alarm was supposed to make waking up easier.It was Pedro Pascal – yes, THE Pedro Pascal –…
You know how some houses just feel… off? Ours definitely did. To be fair, we had a big house – like, three acres big. Pool in the back. Huge yard. Tons of space for “creepy things lurking where they shouldn’t be.” And while I can’t prove anything, I can definitely say this: we had more than a…
Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT). Let me just start by saying:I know I don’t pronounce everything perfectly.Sometimes I’ve only read a word and never heard it out loud.Sometimes English is not the only language bouncing around in my head.And sometimes… I just say it wrong with confidence.Sue me. The word in question?Alias.But…
You ever look back at a movie you loved as a kid and realize as an adult that it was actually a huge pile of 🚩🚩🚩 in disguise? Yeah. That’s me. With Flubber. Yes, Flubber. The 1997 movie with Robin Williams, green goo, and apparently the blueprint for every emotionally unavailable man I’ve ever liked….