The On-Again, Off-Again Love Story Between Me and Pedro Pascal (That He Doesn’t Know About)

A tale of layoffs, emotional chaos, and an impossible love story You ever have a crush so random, so wildly inconsistent, that you start to think maybe your nervous system is using it like a mood ring? Because that’s where I’m at – with Pedro Pascal. My feelings for him have been coming and going like…

Christmas Pants, Pedro Pascal, and the Surprisingly Good Morning I Didn’t See Coming

This morning was… an experience. First of all, I woke up wearing Christmas pajama pants.In May.With a blue turtleneck tucked into them like I was about to model for some stores “Holiday Clearance Rack: Emotional Edition.” Second of all, my alarm was supposed to make waking up easier.It was Pedro Pascal – yes, THE Pedro Pascal –…

It’s “Alias,” Not “A Lie Us.” But You Didn’t Have to Make It a Whole Thing.

Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT).  Let me just start by saying:I know I don’t pronounce everything perfectly.Sometimes I’ve only read a word and never heard it out loud.Sometimes English is not the only language bouncing around in my head.And sometimes… I just say it wrong with confidence.Sue me. The word in question?Alias.But…