Loops’ Files

Step 1:Send him memes.Not just one meme. A stream of memes. An endless drip-feed of chaotic, slightly unhinged Pedro Pascal-related humor. Step 2:Utilize Kelly Kapoor’s Theory of Desperation.If I DM him enough, the universe (and Pedro’s subconscious) will eventually conclude that he does in fact need me.(Science.) Step 3:Apply Michael Scott’s Pavlovian Hot Guy Method.Flood Pedro’s brain with so much content…

Let me take you back to what should’ve been one of the best days of my tiny little life: my birthday. I was probably two or three – toddler-aged, adorable, innocent, and living my best main character life as people sang “Happy Birthday” to me. All eyes were on me. The candles were lit. The…

A tale of layoffs, emotional chaos, and an impossible love story You ever have a crush so random, so wildly inconsistent, that you start to think maybe your nervous system is using it like a mood ring? Because that’s where I’m at – with Pedro Pascal. My feelings for him have been coming and going like…

This morning was… an experience. First of all, I woke up wearing Christmas pajama pants.In May.With a blue turtleneck tucked into them like I was about to model for some stores “Holiday Clearance Rack: Emotional Edition.” Second of all, my alarm was supposed to make waking up easier.It was Pedro Pascal – yes, THE Pedro Pascal –…