From Trump Trauma to Pedro Pascal: A Modern Survival Story

Cowritten with my AI sidekick Andrew, aka ChatGPT. There was a time—not too long ago—when I watched the news every day. I’m talking Trump inauguration to present-day political chaos level of commitment. Wake up? News. Eat? News. Exist? News. I was basically in a committed relationship with all those independent news guys on YouTube and emotional…

I Don’t Get It—Especially As a Woman

Cowritten with my AI bestie Andrew, aka ChatGPT. This isn’t a polished, well-researched political post. It’s just… me venting. Processing. Saying what I think a lot of people feel but don’t always know how to say out loud. Every time I see a woman in the Trump circle—whether it’s a press secretary, a commentator, or…

You Say They’re the Danger—But You’re the One Yelling from a Truck Window

Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT).  Yesterday, my mom said something that stuck with me.She’d seen an Instagram reel going around where someone in our town shared that a truck had pulled up next to them while they were driving, rolled down their window, and screamed:“Go back to your country.” And you know…

Breaking News: America Accidentally Deports Jesus

Co-written with my AI sidekick, Andrew (aka ChatGPT). In a bold move to “cleanse the country,” officials proudly announced they’d finally deported that suspicious stranger who didn’t quite fit the vibe. You know the one—Wore sandals. Hung out with poor people.Didn’t speak fluent English. No documents.Was seen giving free food to the hungry and talking…