Life of Loops

All Posts, Loops' Files · August 1, 2025June 19, 2025

My Completely Scientific Plan to Get Pedro Pascal to Fall in Love with Me (Inspired by The Office)

Step 1:Send him memes.Not just one meme. A stream of memes. An endless drip-feed of chaotic, slightly unhinged Pedro Pascal-related humor. Step 2:Utilize Kelly Kapoor’s Theory of Desperation.If I DM him enough, the universe (and Pedro’s subconscious) will eventually conclude that he does in fact need me.(Science.) Step 3:Apply Michael Scott’s Pavlovian Hot Guy Method.Flood Pedro’s brain with so much content…

All Posts, Loops' Files · July 25, 2025June 19, 2025

If You Push Faces Into Cakes, Get Away From Me

Let me take you back to what should’ve been one of the best days of my tiny little life: my birthday. I was probably two or three – toddler-aged, adorable, innocent, and living my best main character life as people sang “Happy Birthday” to me. All eyes were on me. The candles were lit. The…

All Posts, Loops' Files · July 18, 2025June 18, 2025

The On-Again, Off-Again Love Story Between Me and Pedro Pascal (That He Doesn’t Know About)

A tale of layoffs, emotional chaos, and an impossible love story You ever have a crush so random, so wildly inconsistent, that you start to think maybe your nervous system is using it like a mood ring? Because that’s where I’m at – with Pedro Pascal. My feelings for him have been coming and going like…

All Posts · July 11, 2025July 11, 2025

This Is What Priorities Look Like in America

I read a story recently that’s still sitting heavy in my chest. It was from Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed – a book that offers advice through real, raw letters. In one of the stories, she talks about working with girls in a youth program. Girls who came from pain. Abuse. Neglect. The kinds…